Yellow Ball Roast's

[chisag]

... Haven't heard from Yellow Ball in awhile so I invited him out to play 18 today. 98* so not triple digits but I still could not get him to come out of the bag ... until we ran across a Pink Ball hiding in the bushes but she wouldn't come out and stayed nestled in the cactus thorns. And it finally made sense. YB clearly needs to get laid because he just doesn't look like himself: 













 

[Rickp]

7 hours ago, chisag said:

... Haven't heard from Yellow Ball in awhile so I invited him out to play 18 today. 98* so not triple digits but I still could not get him to come out of the bag ... until we ran across a Pink Ball hiding in the bushes but she wouldn't come out and stayed nestled in the cactus thorns. And it finally made sense. YB clearly needs to get laid because he just doesn't look like himself: 













 

YB’s reply will definitely be good!

[tony@CIC]

2 hours ago, Rickp said:

YB’s reply will definitely be good!

Yup +1,  I can't wait. 

[Kenny B]

2 hours ago, Rickp said:

YB’s reply will definitely be good!

It had better be good!!  I'm still wondering where @chisag found a blue ball in AZ... in the summer!!!

[tony@CIC]

4 hours ago, Kenny B said:

It had better be good!!  I'm still wondering where @chisag found a blue ball in AZ... in the summer!!!

Maybe his Freezer? 

p.s. @Yellow Ballhas probably been hit so many times in the water this summer he's afraid to make an appearance on the Forum. 

[GolfSpy_SHARK]

Just catching up. This rebuttle is going to be 

[Yellow Ball]

On 8/21/2022 at 2:11 AM, chisag said:

... Haven't heard from Yellow Ball in awhile so I invited him out to play 18 today. 98* so not triple digits but I still could not get him to come out of the bag ... until we ran across a Pink Ball hiding in the bushes but she wouldn't come out and stayed nestled in the cactus thorns. And it finally made sense. YB clearly needs to get laid because he just doesn't look like himself: 













 

   First off

                              

A sharpie on a blue putt putt ball! Is that the best you can do.    Sheeeesh amateur hour.  

Secondly, I wouldn't worry about me getting laid. Have you ever looked at your profile picture? With a hat like that you couldn't even keep up with Santa and he only comes (spelling is not correct) once a year.

So

                                             

You know I was at the Spies Meet in Maryland outing. You know how many yellow balls were lost to the course. A special thanks to @cksurfdude for being a large contributor in that area. So you should know what I have been doing. 

                                                          

 

I just got home from taking a new batch to the driving range to get them broken in for what lies ahead. Then I read this crap about not getting any and being a blue ball.

Say hello to my little friends!

                               

And by the way there was a little mishap. Someone didn't come out just right. So I was thinking this could be yours. So in the slight chance you weren't wearing that ridiculous sombrero looking hat and met someone, you should show them your special ball.  This way they will know not to expect much.

                               

 

[Rickp]

27 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

   First off

                              

A sharpie on a blue putt putt ball! Is that the best you can do.    Sheeeesh amateur hour.  

Secondly, I wouldn't worry about me getting laid. Have you ever looked at your profile picture? With a hat like that you couldn't even keep up with Santa and he only comes (spelling is not correct) once a year.

So

                                             

You know I was at the Spies Meet in Maryland outing. You know how many yellow balls were lost to the course. A special thanks to @cksurfdude for being a large contributor in that area. So you should know what I have been doing. 

                                                          

 

I just got home from taking a new batch to the driving range to get them broken in for what lies ahead. Then I read this crap about not getting any and being a blue ball.

Say hello to my little friends!

                               

And by the way there was a little mishap. Someone didn't come out just right. So I was thinking this could be yours. So in the slight chance you weren't wearing that ridiculous sombrero looking hat and met someone, you should show them your special ball.  This way they will know not to expect much.

                               

 

You didn’t disappoint

[cksurfdude]

13 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

You know I was at the Spies Meet in Maryland outing. You know how many yellow balls were lost to the course. A special thanks to @cksurfdude for being a large contributor in that area.

Oh gee thx so much for the less than honorable mention...

But otoh glad it worked out for you .. so did you catch any of those famous Maryland Blue Crabs..?? 

[MyWifesSwingCoach]

13 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

   First off

                              

A sharpie on a blue putt putt ball! Is that the best you can do.    Sheeeesh amateur hour.  

Secondly, I wouldn't worry about me getting laid. Have you ever looked at your profile picture? With a hat like that you couldn't even keep up with Santa and he only comes (spelling is not correct) once a year.

So

                                             

You know I was at the Spies Meet in Maryland outing. You know how many yellow balls were lost to the course. A special thanks to @cksurfdude for being a large contributor in that area. So you should know what I have been doing. 

                                                          

 

I just got home from taking a new batch to the driving range to get them broken in for what lies ahead. Then I read this crap about not getting any and being a blue ball.

Say hello to my little friends!

                               

And by the way there was a little mishap. Someone didn't come out just right. So I was thinking this could be yours. So in the slight chance you weren't wearing that ridiculous sombrero looking hat and met someone, you should show them your special ball.  This way they will know not to expect much.

                               

 

[chisag]

19 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

   First off

                              

A sharpie on a blue putt putt ball! Is that the best you can do.    Sheeeesh amateur hour.  

Secondly, I wouldn't worry about me getting laid. Have you ever looked at your profile picture? With a hat like that you couldn't even keep up with Santa and he only comes (spelling is not correct) once a year.

So

                                             

You know I was at the Spies Meet in Maryland outing. You know how many yellow balls were lost to the course. A special thanks to @cksurfdude for being a large contributor in that area. So you should know what I have been doing. 

                                                          

 

I just got home from taking a new batch to the driving range to get them broken in for what lies ahead. Then I read this crap about not getting any and being a blue ball.

Say hello to my little friends!

                               

And by the way there was a little mishap. Someone didn't come out just right. So I was thinking this could be yours. So in the slight chance you weren't wearing that ridiculous sombrero looking hat and met someone, you should show them your special ball.  This way they will know not to expect much.

                               

 

 

 

... Wow, I baked you in an oven, pulled you out of a tree hiding from a high index player and of course the photo where the Yoke was on you and the best you could come up with is a DICK JOKE? Your 2 yr community college faux fraternity driving range brothers would be so proud. 

... Surprised you didn't recognize the mascara you left in my bag was used to replicate your face. You left it behind because you said it ran in the heat but in actuality it was the crying over no shade that made it run. As you well know, I would have taken a real picture of you if you weren't hiding in my bag. 

... Granted I used a Top Flite to replicate your bluish appearance which is an upgrade from your driving range cover so I apologize. I also spoke to some of your ex Putt Putt friends (of course I know where you got your start and surprised you referenced it) and they called you the Greg Norman of Putt Putt and you have had a vendetta against them since you lost the Putt Putt Championship when you were up by 6 strokes and lost to Fick Naldo and they never saw or heard from you again. 

... But I do tip my large cap to you for the sombrero roasting.   I am teaching myself Spanish so this may not be perfect but: Yo necisito uno sombrero grande para combatir el color del sol. I did not even comment on Bite Me because truthfully that is beneath you but you have been hanging with so many High index players I will give you the benefit of the doubt you might be suffering from CTE, so none of this has changed my high opinion of you! 





 

[Yellow Ball]

4 hours ago, chisag said:

 

 

the best you could come up with is a DICK JOKE? 

sorry that you thought it was a joke. While accompanying a lady friend into the women's room, I read it on the bathroom wall. So it must be true. Its ok the truth always hurts.

... Surprised you didn't recognize the mascara you left in my bag was used to replicate your face. You left it behind because you said it ran in the heat but in actuality it was the crying over no shade that made it run. As you well know, I would have taken a real picture of you if you weren't hiding in my bag. 

I not ashamed to admit my short comings. I don't do high heat. Costs to much for a makeover.

..they called you the Greg Norman of Putt Putt and you have had a vendetta against them since you lost the Putt Putt Championship when you were up by 6 strokes and lost to Fick Naldo and they never saw or heard from you again.

Why did I lose you ask? Some butt head put me in the water twice. I was tagged water boy, so I had to take time away and go to therapy. Everyone starts somewhere on their golf journey. Probably most of us had our first experience on a putt putt course. Not everyone can come out on top all the time. You should know! You might not have heard from me then but your hearing from me now.  Fick Naldo never started a trend did he?  I have.

... But I do tip my large cap to you for the sombrero roasting.   I am teaching myself Spanish so this may not be perfect but: Yo necisito uno sombrero grande para combatir el color del sol. I did not even comment on Bite Me because truthfully that is beneath you but you have been hanging with so many High index players I will give you the benefit of the doubt you might be suffering from CTE, so none of this has changed my high opinion of you! 

I don't need a yellow Sombrero. It makes for a tough roll. I'll work harder at changing your high opinion of me. People just love to hate me. They curse me out, purposely hit me into the pond, swamp, or whatever. So I'm used to people not liking me. I have learned to accept it and take joy in giving back in my own way. 

By the way CTE, priceless! For those wondering it's a progressive brain condition that is caused by repeated blows to the head.  





 

 

[Yellow Ball]

12 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh gee thx so much for the less than honorable mention...

But otoh glad it worked out for you .. so did you catch any of those famous Maryland Blue Crabs..?? 

Not blue but I did get some crabs. I think she had been around the block a few times if you know what I mean.

[chisag]

46 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

I'll work harder at changing your high opinion of me. People just love to hate me. They curse me out, purposely hit me into the pond, swamp, or whatever. So I'm used to people not liking me. I have learned to accept it and take joy in giving back in my own way.

 

... I am like Tom Cruise while you are Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. While you can be amazingly annoying, I could never hate you. 

[Rickp]

11 minutes ago, chisag said:

 

... I am like Tom Cruise while you are Dustin Hoffman in Rainman. While you can be amazingly annoying, I could never hate you. 

YB, he’s my Guy!!  Annoying yes but still……

[cksurfdude]

12 hours ago, chisag said:

... I am like Tom Cruise while you are Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

Ohhhhh I get it .. you mean YB insists on wearing *only* K-Mart boxers

[Yellow Ball]

11 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Ohhhhh I get it .. you mean YB insists on wearing *only* K-Mart boxers

Are you blind man! I don't wear anything except a smile. 

[cksurfdude]

Just now, Yellow Ball said:

Are you blind man! I don't wear anything except a smile. 

Oh gee .. see I thought your yellow cover wellllll .... covered "stuff"...

..and to think now that I've handled various Yellows with my bare fingers, no rubber gloves or anything

[Yellow Ball]

1 minute ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh gee .. see I thought your yellow cover wellllll .... covered "stuff"...

..and to think now that I've handled various Yellows with my bare fingers, no rubber gloves or anything

Why do you think I'm always smiling? 

[Rickp]

10 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh gee .. see I thought your yellow cover wellllll .... covered "stuff"...

..and to think now that I've handled various Yellows with my bare fingers, no rubber gloves or anything

Oh man, now I’ve got to get rubber gloves….

[MyWifesSwingCoach]

10 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Are you blind man! I don't wear anything except a smile. 

 

10 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Oh gee .. see I thought your yellow cover wellllll .... covered "stuff"...

..and to think now that I've handled various Yellows with my bare fingers, no rubber gloves or anything

 

10 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Why do you think I'm always smiling? 

[Yellow Ball]

On 8/25/2022 at 9:11 AM, MyWifesSwingCoach said:

 

 

Did you not pay attention in Biology class in school? Like a three piece golf ball, I also have three layers. The epidermis, the dermis and the hypodermis. All part of my outer layer. 

In short, thanks for feeling me up!  A ball will take all he can get!  I also enjoy the way you wash and dry me during the round. The bristles in the ball washer are very invigorating.

Edited August 26, 2022 by Yellow Ball

[MyWifesSwingCoach]

32 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Did you not pay attention in Biology class in school? Like a three piece golf ball, I also have three layers. The epidermis, the dermis and the hypodermis. All part of my outer layer. 

In short, thanks for feeling me up!  A ball will take all he can get!  I also enjoy the way you wash and dry me during the round. The bristles in the ball washer are very invigorating.

I didn't realize that you swung both ways 

I swear I checked and there was nothing there haha

I think I need to come clean with my Wife...

"Honey, I swear! he meant nothing to me! Its just a business relationship!"

[Yellow Ball]

5 hours ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said:

I didn't realize that you swung both ways 

I swear I checked and there was nothing there haha

I think I need to come clean with my Wife...

"Honey, I swear! he meant nothing to me! Its just a business relationship!"

Let's analyze this shall we.

I'm chilling in the bag. You take me out to play. You actually go pay someone so you can play with me. You place me on a pedestal then swing the club. AND YOU SAY I swing both ways!.  Your right, its a business relationship that you might not want  your wife to know about.  Ohhh I feel so cheap and dirty now. 

[MyWifesSwingCoach]

23 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Let's analyze this shall we.

I'm chilling in the bag. You take me out to play. You actually go pay someone so you can play with me. You place me on a pedestal then swing the club. AND YOU SAY I swing both ways!.  Your right, its a business relationship that you might not want  your wife to know about.  Ohhh I feel so cheap and dirty now. 

Well as they say, there are 3 sides to every story. From my perspective, my playing partner was enjoying our business relationship quite a bit more than I was... 

I feel so violated. But I am willing to forgive. 

That being said, after the "feeling up" as you say... My putts seemed like they rolled over... Something ... I didn't see anything at the time now I guess I know what that was

[Yellow Ball]

45 minutes ago, MyWifesSwingCoach said:

Well as they say, there are 3 sides to every story. 

That being said, after the "feeling up" as you say... My putts seemed like they rolled over... Something ... I didn't see anything at the time now I guess I know what that was

Maybe in MI there are 3 sides to every story but everywhere else there are 2.

If you thought you knew what your putts were rolling over you were wrong. If in fact you were correct it would have been more like a pole vault.

[Jmikecpa]

On 8/26/2022 at 5:27 PM, Yellow Ball said:

Let's analyze this shall we.

I'm chilling in the bag. You take me out to play. You actually go pay someone so you can play with me. You place me on a pedestal then swing the club. AND YOU SAY I swing both ways!.  Your right, its a business relationship that you might not want  your wife to know about.  Ohhh I feel so cheap and dirty now. 

Missed the part where we take a giant metal object and smash you in the dome at 120mph. Can’t tell me that is invigorating???

[Yellow Ball]

2 hours ago, Jmikecpa said:

Missed the part where we take a giant metal object and smash you in the dome at 120mph. Can’t tell me that is invigorating???

It's more like teeth jarring not invigorating. There are moments in life that we all want to forget. The second before and after impact are recurring moments. Probably reminiscent of Ground Hog Day. No matter what happens and where you go you will only get hit again.  

[tony@CIC]

Haven't seen @Yellow Ball in a while - maybe retired? Still swimming back to shore? Or maybe that Alligator finally got him? 

[cksurfdude]

2 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

Haven't seen @Yellow Ball in a while - maybe retired? Still swimming back to shore? Or maybe that Alligator finally got him? 

Maybe he's feeling a bit overwhelmed trying to keep tabs on all the new members..?

Or, more likely, we're all playing sooo fantastically that he has no new material!